This guy goes to the zoo one day.
While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eyes. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.
When the guy came back to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means 'F**k you!' in gorilla language. The explaination didn't make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage.
Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.
Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half.
The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled his eyelid.

Damn long this joke! Type until my fingers gonna break! Next day i see you, i gonna pull down my eyelid. Hahaha!

Didn't go school today. Instead, i went for an appointment. :) after that, had subway for breakfast, there's a weird taste in it. After that went to buy some things, and went home. I went to take a nap and when i woke up, my mom is gone!!!
Damn it! She always sneak out when im fast asleep! Just like the show 'case 39', but the different is, i'm not killed! *ahem*
Super bored now! so i cooked maggie in the afternoon, ohhh! It tasted like shit!
Now dinner time, my mom went out, my dad OT, my sister in school, my brother at work.
Then I how?!?! :@