A blondes gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says 'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!'
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there's her sister totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
'You rotten bastard!' she screams,
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running naked scaring the fucking kids!!'

HAHAHAHA!

Yesterday was a pathetic day!
I'm starting to fail all my math!!!
Had a fantastic lunch yesterday and I love it!
Saw some of our friends queueing too, so shiok they got 70bucks voucher!

That's all. Pictures will be up tomorrow. :)